Post Easter shuffling – who remains in the inner circle

I have now struck Darren off my shag portfolio.  That is my only option after getting the following email from him this morning:

Hey Amy

Some disturbing news.
Hope you are good. Sorry for not being in touch but had a few personal issues. 
I have a bad feeling that I may have caught something when we were together and worse that I may have passed it to my wife. I may be overreacting but best to be safe than sure. After our time together I began to feel a bit of an itch in my penis and ignored it at first. It then continued so thought I best get some antibiotics from online thinking it could have been a thrush sort of thing.  This seems to have done job but my wife has had tonsillitis like symptoms for several weeks that are not going away. Looking online this ‘may be’ gonorrhea like symptoms. I am obviously very anxious in case this is the problem. 

As you are the only one I have been with for a long time (>year), do you think you might get your self tested asap for your own benefit and to let me know. If you have got something you want to get rid asap before it does any harm.

You can get a home test kit online.

Please let me know. I hope it is not the case.

My thoughts ran along the lines of – what a paranoid ass.  He had not had the decency to go and get confirmation but was quite content to try and cast blame for his own and his wife’s symptoms.  It was just as well that I’d already received the all clear from the STI clinic and I had the pleasure of letting him know that, as well as throwing in the added sting that he could not be certain of course whether his wife might have picked her own symptoms up from elsewhere and that they might both wish to go and get themselves tested to be sure.

Jan in the meantime is now someone I see as an old friend and we seem to have so much more fun out of bed that we inevitably end up too exhausted to do anything else other than sleep when we do share a bed.  Lars by comparison I only see purely for sex.  I worry that I am too vanilla by comparison but it could be that vanilla is what he enjoys with me after his extreme jaunts with Madame et filles.

Max and I continue testing our boundaries in bed and trying out new adventures outside.  In the middle of one romp his slaps continued up my body from my bottom and we both shocked ourselves by enjoying his slaps on my cheeks.  We talked about this later and agreed that it wasn’t something we were that keen on and it was something of the moment.  The refrain – where will it end – was raised once more – might we try pressure elsewhere in future, his hands on my throat, for example?

Goran meanwhile, has invited me to meet him at a hotel this week.  Whether we end up in bed and how satisfying that experience will be is something I’m sceptical about.

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7 thoughts on “Post Easter shuffling – who remains in the inner circle

  1. Why doesn’t Darren get off the Internet searching for symptoms and just go to the doctor like a man? And it makes me chuckle that immediately you are the culprit of said itchy penis… Perhaps he should take a closer look at his wife’s activities… Just sayin. Fun post. They always make me smile. I love your outlook on dating… Free spirit comes to mind 🙂

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    1. Thank you. Re Darren – I don’t think it’s too much to expect consideration and courtesy from my suitors and if they don’t measure up I’m quite prepared to kick them to the kerb. I appreciate Max’s honesty and willingness to accept that he may be to blame should our results have not come back as they had and as we both reasoned to each other blame was unimportant by then and precaution and support etc… would have been far more useful.

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  2. I agree…love your blog and you. Totally concur about the douchebag. I love when they call you up and cast the blame as if it could not have been them or they do not want to get caught or take responsibility. Haha! Loved your response : )
    xxx -CC

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